Don’t kill spiders. What if you were the spider and the spider was you? It’s called empathy. Look it up.
Same with humans
No. This only works for spiders.I try to save any bug in my house but spiders freak the hell out of me, i killed one today and i felt bad about it :( im a murderer :(.
You’re going to prison
dude whenever u see those posts that are like “u can go to any fantasy world you want but just one” and people are like HOMESTUCK or DOCTOR WHO or w/e. nah man. pokemon. there’s no pressure to go to school. the entire fucking economy seems to be based off of battling. you can make literally thousands of dollars from pokemon battles. also you get pokemon. there is literally no downside to this.
okay so last night i was really tired and i remember writing something down to make a tumblr post
so i opened up my laptop and an index card came out
and i vaguely remember writing it but i forgot what was in it so i opened it up…
At least it worked???
That is a beautifully drawn figure of an egg playing a piano.
Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:
I want that to be the final line of my biography.
let’s not forget about this gem from macbeth
and, of course, from henry v
ah, the leeks.
Guys are we forgetting Titus Andronicus or
did shakespeare just make a ”your mom” joke